Spray like a fire hose.

I have tried to pee standing before, but I missed it completely. It sucked; it started spraying from my urethra like a fire hose! It ran all over my leg and on the seat. I was too lazy to clean it up so when my girlfriend went in there to use the bathroom, she sat in a shit load of piss!
It was laughing my ass off funny, she about died. While I was doing it, I simply stood over the toilet and squatted down and pissed-but I missed. NO, ladies do not try this! It sucks really bad, do not put urinals in woman’s restrooms, but if you can pee standing up you are either very gifted, or you are a man and haven't looked at your penis yet!